January 2011
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I'm torn between my desire to do good and my...
Earlier this year, I had an oh-shit-I-am-lacking-direction-in-life-what-the-fuck-am-I-supposed-to-do moment. Luckily I had enough sense left to make an appointment with a career counsellor so off I went, eager to receive some professional hand-holding.
We talked about my strengths and interests: you like the scientific method. You are rational. You’re… not too compassionate, but you...
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I'm torn between my desire to do good and my...
Earlier this year, I had an oh-shit-I-am-lacking-direction-in-life-what-the-fuck-am-I-supposed-to-do moment. Luckily I had enough sense left to make an appointment with a career counsellor so off I went, eager to receive some professional hand-holding.
We talked about my strengths and interests: you like the scientific method. You are rational. You’re… not too compassionate, but you...
December 2010
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Maybe I should start utilizing the queue feature…
But I want instant gratification, dammit.
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New Year's resolutions:
Get laid
Eat more Nutella
I hereby deem 2011 the year of intercourse, food and happiness.
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#i am like, the sofia coppola of tumblr. my graphics mean nothing. NOTHING
This is my favourite tag ever because it’s so true. What is order? What is sense? I want visually pleasing picspams! I wanna taste the rainbow, dammit! You can infer your own meaning!
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“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
Shove 6 different fruits up there and use his dick to make a smoothie.
(via youaintshitbitch)
NEXT MONTH: Best Ways To Treat A Yeast Infection
(via arbitrarily)
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My idea of a good time involves having a few...
But I’m still at that age where a lot of my peers like to run amok and play Beer Pong (or maybe they don’t! Maybe they’re just like me but they feel the need to conform to societal norms!) and, ugh, I just want to… chill.
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What's your favourite animal?
Mine is the platypus!
Followed by the anglerfish!
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I really dislike the sort of black-and-white mentality a lot of people espouse that compels them to hate things prematurely. “I disagree with her views on this particular issue… therefore I loathe her with every fibre of my being!” “He spelled one word wrong… therefore he is stupid and his entire argument is invalid!” I know sometimes the negatives outweigh the...
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Oh, who am I kidding. I'm not going to make that...
…considering this is what I produced in my last cooking adventure:
I wish I could say it just tasted horrible because it was burnt but, ugh, there was something wrong with the way I… mixed the ingredients because even the non-burnt parts tasted like Poseidon’s salty butthole.
Baby steps! I’m not going to attempt a masterpiece when I haven’t learned to fingerpaint.
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reservationatdorsia:
The Weepies | Orbiting
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I just made most of the drunk Tumblin’ posts private
My faulty reasoning: I don’t want any potential employers to stumble upon my blog and think I’m a raging alcoholic… plus, none of it’s even going to make sense to the people going through their dashboards in reverse chronological order
BUT ANY POOR SOUL WHO FINDS THEIR WAY HERE PROBABLY THINKS I NEED THERAPY...
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i miss penises
i sould just stop being lazy, go out and captivate someoren with my ~~~charming wit~~~
OR i could invent the holodeck and program a virtual lover
that seems easi er, to be honest
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