shhmindy:

“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy—“

“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—”

“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”

DIABETES, MAYBE?

And the people in my math textbooks always had the strangest ethnically ambiguous unpronounceable names to promote “diversity”. “Karajadiika’a went to the store to buy five pies!” That’s… that’s not even a human name

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