• I didn’t even know that was possible
• It’s like they’re purposely making up new errors to distract us and lower our expectations just so they can fix them later
• It’s like… taking away a room’s entire oxygen supply for a few seconds
• We’ll all be super relieved and grateful when it’s back
• But really that’s just level 1 in Maslow’s hierarchy of needs
• That… that analogy made more sense in my head.

vega-ofthe-lyre:

1. I’ve noticed; and
2. I don’t believe you.

I know what you’re really thinking.

I’ve seen and heard this sentiment expressed way too many times but never so bluntly and on a graphic… as if it’s something to be really, really proud of.

Reaction: OF COURSE YOUR SERVERS ARE OVER CAPACITY. YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT US. I HATE YOU, DAVID KARP, AND I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVE.

Reaction: DAMMIT TUMBEASTS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP CHEWING ON THE WIRES I WILL CUT YOU WITH A BUTCHER’S KNIFE AND FEAST ON YOUR SUCCULENT GREEN MEAT

Don’t you see? They’ve… they’ve managed to shift the blame to imaginary pixel creatures. This is some legit emotional manipulation, you guys

Well that should keep them fed for a while.

(Source: theoatmeal.com)

FOR JUST 60 CENTS A DAY, SAVE THESE HELPLESS TUMBEASTS FROM NEGLECT AND STARVATION

(Source: revertighost-s)

1000notes responded to me. This in no way improves the quality of my life but it gave me momentary joy.

Have I mentioned how useless it is to track ‘evolution’ on Tumblr?

I posted a graphic of pizza once. It got thousands of notes and the followers just came trickling in. xsweetangel reblogged your photo! xsweetangel started following you! hahaironicusername reblogged your photo! hahairoinicusername started following you!

Oh, I’m sorry, are you under the impression that I post nothing but pizza? Did you misread foreheadtittaes as fuckyeahpizza? Were you temporarily blinded by the light shining out of the cracks of my blog and mistake the Romulan Commander’s face for mozzarella sticks?