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#whatever to tumblr fancast bicycles like #maybe once in a while they just advertise a city bike that works for you and 1239823 other people so it's always in high demand #at... at the bike store nothing wrong with that #unless you're going off-road and a mountain bike would just work better #but you insist on using your city bike even though it doesn't really fit #because you're like ''well it doesn't say anywhere that i need a mountain bike when i'm in the forest maybe it's ambiguous i'm not racist'' #what #this analogy worked better in my heaD #eva green #ladies #eva green: not a mountain bike (apparently) 
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Ugh I wish I knew how to give out affectionate, hyperbole-laced compliments without feeling insincere¹ because I do think some people are pretty cool but “You have a way with words” or “I don’t have to be as mindful of the image that I’m projecting when I’m with you because you understand my method and I seem to understand yours and that makes me not as anxious… when I’m with you…” seem to pale in comparison to “You’re gorgeous and flawless and perfect and I worship and love you you’re a goddess a modern-day Athena and I just gah you give me all these feelings and I wanna smother you with hugs 10ever”

¹ or I wish affectionate, hyperbole-laced compliments weren’t the… standard form of compliments but that sounds presumptuous somehow and I don’t wanna be intrusive and ask the world to cater to my preferred mode of communication uh when most people seem to respond better to the other kind?

#hi tumblr #i'm gonna get caught up on the internet now ughhhhh so tired and sad 4 no reason #fyi: if i've ever complimented you and said ur gorgeous n perfect n flawless #that means i wanted to give you like a compliment that isn't... that #but i got scared and assumed idk that you'd respond better to that so that's what i went with #what #yes this is about that lj meme ok #well partly #it just got me thinking about htis 
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#omG i got in trouble today at work for ~insubordination~ #the general manager was there and thought i was being sarcastic and answering back to one of the managers #but i WASN'T it was a real non-sarcastic question!!!!!!!!!!! #ugh this isn't the first time this has happened #sometimes people think i'm angry at them because i don't know how to facial expression #i have to consciously go ''okay smile to show you're joking you're playing around smile watch your body language watch ur non-verbal cues'' #because otherwise my face is just like :| :| :| *stares* and some people get uncomfortable with that #and i don't know how to... add footnotes using my face it never matches up #(HEY WORLD I'M NOT MAD AT YOU THIS IS HOW I USE WORDS SOMETIMES I DO IT FOR COMEDIC EFFECT) #omg i just am better at online communication b/c text-based medium!! and i have all these tools at my disposal #''hey ariel use that tilde to indicate sarcasm use caps lock use multiple exclamation marks 2 show ur not serious!!!!!!!!!!'' #i d k do u understand #what 
malorys: part two (bigger)

malorys:

part two (bigger)

#ugh i hate when cartoon characters are attractive because you can't even really say anything without feeling like there's something wrong #because they are 2D drawings!!!!!!!!!!!! #mako #azula #.........kyoshi #what #what #tv #avatar: the last airbender #inapprop tag commentary but i didn't wanna give that its own post 
of course foxface would have a vanity single called ‘catch me if you can’ of course

of course foxface would have a vanity single called ‘catch me if you can’ of course

#good #what #what is this