Minimalist Pixar Posters by Chris Anderson

And Sims are so damn theatrical about it too so it always sounds like I’m watching Hot Sluts 9 when really my stupid pixel people are just chastely making out
“Mmmm mmmm mmmm ohh, hoosla!”
Like
you are not even open mouth kissing
(Source: fuckyeahsimsmeme)
Submitted by wistfulseahorse
Also, flowers are genitalia!1!!1 How appropriate considering some humans use them to get into the pants of other humans

Submitted by higgs-boson
Dear non-science majors,
“Science!!1” is not one single field. So if you ask a first-year physics major to explain string theory or a molecular biologist to list every single bone in the human body and the only thing he or she can do is give you a blank stare, that does not give you permission to say something like, “Come on, science kid, step up your game!” You wouldn’t start rambling about a random novel and expect an English major to have read it just because it happens to be written in English, would you?
(My housemate who’s in poli sci does this all the time when we watch Jeopardy together. Um, I’m sorry, why do you expect me to know about lake sediments again? Does this give me permission to quiz you on the government of Fiji? HEY, THAT’S INTERNATIONAL POLITICS, DICKWAD.)