It holds a 13% rating on Rotten Tomatoes so I don’t feel too guilty for judging it prematurely but even if the ratings were a tad higher, I will never be able to get over the fact that they just replaced Evelyn O’Connell nee Carnahan.

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I get that Rachel Weisz didn’t wanna be in a franchise that had reached its peak and was quickly snowballing down the mountain and heading straight to a cliff, but did they even really need her character in that film?

Couldn’t they have just said she was doing some badass librarian stuff elsewhere and given Rick O’Connell a platonic female friend instead of butchering Evie’s character and then pouring sulphuric acid down the remains (I’m reading the Wiki and apparently they changed her completely by making her kick ass more or something, I don’t know)?

Who are you?

You’re a stranger.

MY MOM TOLD ME NOT TO GET INTO A MOVIE WITH STRANGERS.

IRRATIONAL BLOG ‘11

squintyoureyes:

“This bill takes us backwards to a time when just saying no wasn’t enough to qualify as rape.”

Other types of rapes that would no longer be covered by the exemption include rapes in which the woman was drugged or given excessive amounts of alcohol, rapes of women with limited mental capacity, and many date rapes. 

As for the incest exception, the bill would only allow federally funded abortions if the woman is under 18.

i—i want to burn the world down

(Source: arbitrarily)

• I don’t understand the aversion to het pairings.
• I understand having a preference for dude!slash and dicks
• But why is it okay to say things like “EWW WHAT EVEN IS STRAIGHT SEX GET IT AWAY” or “YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE, VAGINAS LOLOL”
• It seems like some slashers hold the belief that male/male pairings are inherently superior to het or (gasp! You mean they go here?!) female/female pairings when really, it all boils down to preference.
• Hey, perhaps some people don’t even take gender into account and ship characters based on aesthetic or compatibility.
• I know that most of it is a reaction to the blatant homophobia you see in some fan communities and the heteronormative nature of mainstream television
• But fighting hate by deflecting hate onto another group (e.g. het pairings in general or worse, just to the women of fandom), even jokingly, seems counterproductive to me when what we should be doing is broadening our standards of “”“normality”“”
• JUST SHIP AND LET SHIP.
• 

lucycarrigan | craig-gilner | alightningboltscar- | dearmrpotter:

Abby M., Ravenclaw

I understand the point of this, BUT WHY WOULD YOU EVER MAKE A MARK IN A BOOK. ESPECIALLY HARRY POTTER. WHAT THE EFFFFFFFF.

HDSKJFHDSIULGFSILDFDISFYDSGF WILL YOU GET OVER IT OMG IT’S NOT LIKE SHE RUINED THE WHOLE BOOK SHE JUST WROTE SOMETHING SPECIAL IN THE MARGINS GOOD LORD

It’s not a big deal. In high school I had to annotate books for my AP english class so I had to write all over them. It’s not a bad thing.

Do people really not annotate books? I had to do that in English class. Even now, I highlight passages and write little notes on my university textbooks. It’s just more convenient than writing them on little post-its or pieces of paper that could potentially get lost.

Everything’s still readable. Also, what if Snape hadn’t annotated his Potions book WHAT IF then we wouldn’t have a sixth book MEIN GOTT IT’S NOT LIKE THEY’RE RIPPING THE PAGES APART AND DOUSING THEM IN PIG’S BLOOD*

*although, hey, if you own the book, you’re free to do that too! I will side eye you forever simply because it’s stupid, but there you go.

BUT WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE NETFLIX, YOU STUPID FRIGID NORTHERN WASTELAND OF FUNNY ACCENTS AND KETCHUP FRIES.

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Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)

Shove 6 different fruits up there and use his dick to make a smoothie.

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I know an “ever shifting miasma of brown and gold and green” isn’t for everyone, but at least go with hazel.

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But a gif of a pivotal scene from the last few minutes of the film? A gif of the ending?

“Well, excuse me for not being able to contain my love for the mo—”

No. Try holding a megaphone in front of a movie theatre and start gushing about how [insert ending here] just absolutely killed you and then begin describing said ending in detail. Let’s see what sorts of reactions you get.

This has been a My First World Problems post