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fujiidom:

If there was a missing-e update that auto checked the “I understand” box every time it pops up, I’d install it. Just so we’re clear on how irrelevant your opinion is, Karp.

Sometimes I put posts under a cut because I actually think that the content is irrelevant to most of my followers and I may just wish to vent in a public space for that one minute

And then later I remember that ‘Read More →’ is practically code for ‘Remember when you were 13 and you ignored LJ’s adult content warning to read porn yeah you wanna bring that feeling back yeah you wanna click this you nosy little bitch yeah look at this sexy forbidden post’

there are still some people i’ve followed for a while now but still don’t really talk to for whatever reason but we reblog shit from each other all the time and sometimes i look at their icon and i’m like

yeah we homies

(Source: geromy)

I love how Tumblr thought putting a tag limit would discourage superfluous tag commentary but instead I have just learned to master the Art of Not Going Over 140 Characters (or whatever the limit is)

Like, I’ll be typing out a sentence and then just instinctively know that I’m getting close to the character limit so I’ll hit enter before those damned ellipses appear

You thought you could stop us

but you have grossly underestimated the power of human adaptation

PHOTO PERSONALITY MEME | answer the questions below by using the flickr search engine, choose a photo from the first 3 pages, post your results

your name
your favourite food
your favourite colour
celebrity crush
what you want to be when you grow up
dream vacation
favourite drink
what you love most in the world
your username

PHOTO PERSONALITY MEME | answer the questions below by using the flickr search engine, choose a photo from the first 3 pages, post your results

  1. your name
  2. your favourite food
  3. your favourite colour
  4. celebrity crush
  5. what you want to be when you grow up
  6. dream vacation
  7. favourite drink
  8. what you love most in the world
  9. your username

Whenever I see one of my old, old graphics on my dashboard it’s like seeing someone walk down the street in one of those half sweater things that everyone and their mothers wore in the early 2000s

“What are you doing”
“This is no longer a trend”
“You can’t possibly think this still looks good
“You don’t want your blog to go out in public like this” 

~

As some of you may know, my laptop died recently and I lost all of my graphic resources. I’d really appreciate it if you could tell me the names of (or link me to!) your most frequently used fonts and textures so I can rebuild my collection and stop using Helvetica for once!

When TumblrBot suggests people that you are not following for a reason

bears-choice-ass:

“I would like to be friends with this person,” I say as I continue to not talk to them but instead like every single one of their posts.

(Source: yourcreepyuncle)

I love (and by love, I mean hate) how pointless it is to sift through my Likes because I will like a post for nearly any reason
“This speaks to me because of reasons”“That .gif looks so crisp”“You made my normally immobile face do things”“You are so wise”“You’re not really that wise but I’m excited that you’re excited” “Gee, that sure is a pretty graphic” “Gee, that sure is a pretty human”“Gee, that sure is a pretty image that I would otherwise reblog if it weren’t credited to weheartit”“I’m not a part of this fandom but your commentary is superb”“I’m not a part of this fandom but your colouring is superb”“I’m not a part of this fandom and your colouring is bad but A+ for effort”“I’m not a part of this fandom and your colouring is bad but I’m liking this so I can feel better about myself next time I have a Photoshop block”“This is me acknowledging your post; sorry I’m too awkward or ineloquent to provide you with actual words” 

I love (and by love, I mean hate) how pointless it is to sift through my Likes because I will like a post for nearly any reason

“This speaks to me because of reasons”
“That .gif looks so crisp”
“You made my normally immobile face do things”
“You are so wise”
“You’re not really that wise but I’m excited that you’re excited” 
“Gee, that sure is a pretty graphic”
“Gee, that sure is a pretty human”
“Gee, that sure is a pretty image that I would otherwise reblog if it weren’t credited to weheartit”
“I’m not a part of this fandom but your commentary is superb”
“I’m not a part of this fandom but your colouring is superb”
“I’m not a part of this fandom and your colouring is bad but A+ for effort”
“I’m not a part of this fandom and your colouring is bad but I’m liking this so I can feel better about myself next time I have a Photoshop block”
“This is me acknowledging your post; sorry I’m too awkward or ineloquent to provide you with actual words”